If you like dogs . . .

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

-Anonymous

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

-Andy Rooney

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

– Sigmund Freud

The next one really tickles my funny bone —

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.

-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.

-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul — chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!

-Anne Tyler

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’

– Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.

-Phil Pastoret

So we’ve had Christmas at my mother-in-law’s house, our good friends’ home, our home, my other mother-in-law’s home and now we’re off to my mom’s house.  A break tomorrow, then my aunt’s, and the next day I think my dad is coming in from N.O.  The 30th we go to Houston to visit friends, and then New Year’s Eve some good friends of ours are coming for dinner and fireworks . . .


I hope I live to see January 1.  Ha!

Now isn’t this hysterical . . .

read this article on a teen in Jackson, Missouri that wanted to wear a kilt to his high school dance.  I personally don’t see what the big deal is.  The kid apparently has a genuine interest in geneological research and the heritage of his family after seeing “Braveheart” in 1995, and I’m sure his friends know of this interest.  Therefore, his wanting to honor that heritage wouldn’t be a disruption (like the principal fears).  As long as he wears some boxers, the kilt comes down to his knees, which is a lot more decent than what I’ve seen a lot of high school girls wearing.  Seriously, have you seen some of the dresses girls wear to prom these days?  Low-riding skirts and belly-baring tops . . .


That principal needs to have his head checked if he thinks this is “disruptive”.


A coincidental sidenote — we were visiting Jackson, Missouri in 1995 and saw “Braveheart” while we were there.  I wonder if we were in the theater at the same time this young man was?  Hmmm?

Just don’t know how much more we can take . . . and yet, we always seem to come out okay with God’s help.  I am so ready for this year to end and 2006 to begin.  My guy’s dad had to have another surgery today (his appendix ruptured two months ago and his recovery has been wrought with complications).  My truck’s transmission went out end of last week.  Of course, it required a complete ($1600) overhaul.  Right before Christmas.  Fortunately I had some blind orders coming through that almost covered the expense.  Everyone is so stressed and no one is ready for Sunday.


I’m about ready to say “Stop the world, I wanna’ get off!”  Not really, but just slow it down, for crying out loud!  I’ve been reading a little book called “The Hundred Dollar Holiday:  The Case for a More Joyful Christmas” and I would love to put some of what it talks about into practice.  It’s difficult to do something so revolutionary without the cooperation of one’s family.  Actually, I think my husband would cooperate and my daughter would get used to the idea — but the rest of the family . . . well, that’s a different matter!


I’m going to contemplate ways that I can improve things for next year, though, because I honestly don’t enjoy the season anymore.  Too much pressure, too much stress, not enough relaxing and family time.  And by family time, I mean my immediate family of three.  Love the others, yes I do, but we are so crazy chasing all over the place for the benefit of the rest of the family that there’s nothing left for the three of us.  Not.  At.  All.   The.  Way.  It.  Should.  Be.


Not at all.


Well, I’m going to go get a good night’s sleep.  The transmission shop is supposed to deliver the truck to me in the a.m. and I’ll have lots of rubber to burn getting caught up from the two days that I’ve been without wheels.


If you think about it, sure would appreciate prayers for my father-in-law — both for healing and salvation — not necessarily in that order, as salvation is definitely the more important of the two.  Thank you.

Oh, no! Another stupid list of questions . . .

1. What time did you get up this morning?


12:25 (yes, that would be after noon, but I didn’t go to bed until 4:45 a.m.)


2. What was the last film you saw at the movies?


The Chronicles of Narnia (fabulous movie, by the way — and very faithful to the book)


3. What is your favorite TV show?


“Alias” (I’m very sad about its cancellation . . . )


4. What did you have for breakfast?


Diet RC (Used to drink Diet Coke, but I prefer Splenda to aspartame)


5. What is your middle name?


Lee (and yes, as in General Robert E. LEE — my great-great-grandfather was born in 1861 and named “Jeneral Lee Sprouse” after the great military man)


6. What is your favorite cuisine?


Italian


7. What foods do you dislike?


Brussel sprouts


8. What is your favorite CD at the moment?


I’ve got an assortment of Christmas music in the CD player — I particularly like Harry Connick, Jr. and Clay Aiken


9. What type of car do you drive?


2000 Dodge Dakota Quad Cab, which happens to be in the shop right now with transmission woes . . . hopefully, it’s fairly minor ($500) and not fairly major ($1,600) right here before Christmas. BAH HUMBUG.


10. Favorite sandwich?


Hmmm . . . my best friend taught me to make this little number: Saute sliced onions in butter til slightly brown and crisp. Move to side and heat DAK ham in skillet, then lay slice of cheese over ham to slightly melt. Put all three on really good bread with yellow mustard. Didn’t realize it at the time, but I think this was her version of a Philly Cheese Steak (her dad is from Pennsylvania . . . )


11. What characteristic do you despise?


Liberalism that presumes to think it knows better how to live MY life than I do . . .


12. Favorite item of clothing?


Jeans and a t-shirt


13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?


I would choose Italy for myself and Ireland for my husband — brief stops at all the points in between would be tolerable . . .


14. What color is your bathroom?


Lavender and white


15. Favorite brand of clothing?


Whatever brand fits and is on sale . . . I’ve always been impressed by the quality, classic style and value of Lands’ End. (Heavens, I sound like a commercial . . . )


16. Where would you retire to?


Somewhere near the shore (beach, river, lake . . . doesn’t really matter as long as it’s water — preferably in Texas, I suppose.)


17. Favorite time of the day?


When my husband gets home from work.


18. What was your most memorable birthday?


31st — when my husband threw a surprise party for me . . . and I was truly surprised.


19. Favorite sport to watch?


Ice Hockey — it’s always fun to go to a fight and watch a game break out.


20. What fabric detergent do you use?


Purex — it’s cheap and works just fine.


21. Coke or Pepsi?


Stupid question . . . why anyone would drink something that tastes like the can it comes in is beyond me. Coca-Cola — it’s the REAL THING.


22. Are you a morning person or a night owl?


See Question #1.


23. What is your shoe size?


Before “baby” a 7 1/2. Now an 8.


24. Do you have any pets?


Two obnoxious dogs who will not live to see next Christmas if they don’t leave the damned tree ornaments alone . . . “Sweetie” the Chihuahua and “Hurley” the Golden Retriever.


25. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share with your family & friends?


The new septic system is installed and works beautifully??? It’s the little things in life (like working toilets) that thrill me to my toes . . .


26. What did you want to be when you were little?


A marine biologist and a great American novelist . . . I have been scuba diving, know my seashells, and published a few stories in school literary magazines. Hmmm . . .

All I can say is WOW.  We went to see “The Chronicles of Narnia” this afternoon and it was simply wonderful.  Jami was so enthralled by the story, the visuals, the whole enchilada . . . it was a blast to see my girl leaning forward in anticipation of the next moment and then cuddling against my shoulder during a particularly tense scene only to lean forward again as if she could get closer to the action by getting closer to the huge movie screen.


All in all, I feel like they were incredibly faithful to the overall story and I LOVED the fact that they didn’t pussyfoot around the whole concept of Aslan’s taking Edmund’s place (the parallels between the story and Jesus taking our place were very clear, at least for those familiar with the Truth). 


An absolutely beautiful movie that pays honor to the classic literature from which it comes.  I think C.S. Lewis would approve.  I recommend that you see it as soon as possible, and maybe even more than once.  Jami asked if we could see it again as we were walking out the door of the theater and wanted to start reading aloud again as soon as we got home!  I promised her that we would do some more reading Saturday evening before we finish decorating the Christmas tree . . .

Cranberries

A recipe for Pottermom, who loves cranberries:


Frozen Cranberry Salad



  • 1 lb. fresh cranberries

  • 1 orange, peeled

  • 2 (3 oz.) boxes cherry Jello

  • 2 c. sugar

  • 1 flat can crushed pineapple, unsweetened

  • 3/4 c. pecans, chopped

Wash cranberries.  Grind cranberries and orange in food processor.  Dissolve the Jello in 2 cups boiling water with 2 cups sugar.  Add the cranberries, orange, pineapple, and pecans.  Pour into long pan or dish and freeze for 6 hours.  Cut in squares and serve.  This is awesome at Thanksgiving, and I recently discovered that it makes a pretty neat dessert when topped with a little whipped cream or Redi-whip!


Enjoy!

The Twenty Questions of Christmas (as borrowed from ChristianFrenzy)

(Note to Lori:  I hope you don’t mind me borrowing these from you — I’ve had a bit of writer’s block lately, and these are fun and have actually gotten me writing again . . . )


1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? This is tough! I love chocolate with a passion, but egg nog is a once a year treat. But don’t mess it up by adding whisky (or whatever the heck kind of firewater it is people insist on putting in it) . . . it’s supposed to be creamy and sweet and smooth, like a dessert in a cup, with a dash o’ nutmeg.


2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? Gifts from Mom and Dad were wrapped, gifts from Santa were sitting under the tree.


3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? I’ve had both, but I prefer white lights outside and on the tree. They make me think of stars in the winter sky, or maybe little ice crystals.


4. Do you hang mistletoe? Helloooooo? Of course!


5. When do you put your decorations up? Usually not until the second week of December. My husband’s birthday is the 4th, and we usually don’t do anything until after celebrating his birthday. We’ve always had fresh-cut trees until this year. Tree prices have gone up (due, like everything else, to increasing fuel costs) and so we decided to get one of the pre-lit artificial ones. I have mixed feelings in that it’s a lot more convenient to decorate, but I do like the whole “hunt for the perfect tree” thing.


6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)? How can I exclude dessert???? Stupid question. Honestly, this kind of question relates more to Thanksgiving in my mind. We don’t always have the same things on Christmas, so there’s nothing I look for EVERY year. For Thanksgiving, the answer would be Indian Corn Casserole. For Christmas, it has to be a dessert because there’s nothing else to think of: fudge and/or divinity.


7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child? As much as I love cold weather, I loved the two Christmases I spent in St. Croix (we lived there for 14 months). I was not quite fifteen the first Christmas, and I remember going in all these little gift shops with the coolest Christmas ornaments with tropical themes. We have handpainted ceramic fish and palm trees, tiny little wooden angels hardly bigger than pencil erasers, round balls covered with seashells . . . the weather was beautiful, in the breezy 70’s (too funny to see down islanders wearing sweaters because it was “cool” that time of year). I remember going snorkeling on Christmas Day, not because we were on vacation, but because it was something to do (like playing tag football in the front yard on Thanksgiving stateside). I loved it. I miss it.


8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? Honestly, I don’t think I ever remember “believing” in Santa Claus. I think I’ve always known that it was just something fun that we pretended. I’ve taken the same attitude with my own daughter from the beginning and for this reason: Telling a child that a fat man in a red suit comes down the chimney only to tell the child later that this is all “pretend” (a) sets the child up to doubt your word and (b) causes confusion when you try to teach the child that there is an almighty powerful God who created everything and cares about us, but we can’t see Him. “So Mom – what’s the difference between Santa and God? Why should I believe there’s a God, when you told me there was a Santa, but now you say there’s not???? Hmmmm????”


9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? Not traditionally, but my husband has started this weird little tradition of his own – he takes one of my gifts from him to each place we visit and gives it to me there to open. So I open one gift at his mom’s, one at his dad’s, one at my mom’s, one at our friend’s, and whatever is left I open on Christmas morning. So opening my gifts takes three or four days, rather than a couple of hours.


10. What kind of cookies does Santa get set out for him? Usually a random assortment, depending on what mood strikes that year. Santa (AJ) is not picky about his sugar fix, as long as a big glass of milk comes with it.


11. Snow! Love it or Dread it? Love snow. Last Christmas was the most awesome Christmas “gift” we’ve ever had. Seriously, I’m 41 years old and that’s the third time it’s snowed here and the first time on Christmas. While I like to be properly dressed for the weather, I love the cold and either a soft, fluffy grey cloud sky or crystal blue sky. There’s something incredibly invigorating about the iciness in the air that makes me feel so alive. Everything seems clean and new – I do so hope that there are seasons and beautiful winter days in Heaven.


12. Can you ice skate? Can I walk across a room without running into something? Nooooooo!


13. Do you remember your favorite gift? When AJ and I first got married, he bought me a globe and gave me the world. I’ve always thought that was a pretty darned romantic thing to do. A couple of years ago, he remembered how much I liked a certain Lamp Berger in a gift shop in Lake Jackson – I was so surprised when he gave it to me for Christmas. A very lovely and extravagant gift, for sure!


14. What’s the most important thing about the Holidays for you? Being with my husband and my daughter. All the rest is secondary.


15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert? Well, I mentioned fudge/divinity up above. But those are more like candy, so as far as dessert goes – I make an awesome “yule log”: chocolate cake made from scratch rolled around a filling of sweetened condensed milk, chopped pecans, and coconut. Pretty incredible edible stuff.


16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? Waking up each Christmas morning in our own home. We made a rule that once we had a child, we would always be home for Christmas morning. And so far we’ve not broken our commitment to that.


17. What tops your tree? A beautiful angel made out of paper doilies, construction paper, and sequins – Jami made it when she was in kindergarten.


18. Which do you prefer Giving or Receiving? Do I have to choose? They both are so much fun!


19. What is your favorite Christmas Carol? “What Child Is This?”


20. Candy Canes! Yuck or Yum? I like “Bob’s” brand traditional peppermint candy canes. Although, I have to say, they are getting more and more difficult to find. What’s with all the weird flavored junk?????? I don’t want blueberry flavored candy canes. That’s just not natural.

50 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Me (or want to)

The following was inspired by a similar post on Christianfrenzy’s blog . . .

1. Your name spelled backwards? 
Arual
2. Where were your parents born? 
Mom was born in Liberty and Dad was born in Goose Creek (now called Baytown).  
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? 
 
I think it was the update to Picasa (Picasa 2).
4. What’s your favorite restaurant? 

This is tough – but probably The Local in Lake Jackson.
5. Last time you swam in a pool?

Can’t remember . . . probably summer before last.
6. Have you ever been in a school play?  

Several.  The one I remember best was my senior year.  I played “Francine Freshman” in the play NHS put on for the incoming freshman, basically warning them what NOT to do when they arrived at high school   Francine was a ditz . . . do you think I was typecast?
7. How many kids do you want?

I have one and she’s perfect (or as close as a kid can get).  Another would be nice, but I’m almost 42 . . .
8. Type of music you dislike most?

Hip Hop Rap Crap.
9. Are you registered to vote?

Of course.
10. Do you have cable?

No.
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?

When I was in college, one of the girls in my dorm had the cutest little blue moped.  She gave me a ride to lunch one day.  My dad about hit the roof when he found out helmets weren’t involved . . . Now my guy has an honest to goodness motorcycle, an awesome Honda Shadow 1100 (“Wanda the Honda”) and all three of us have helmets.
12. Ever prank-called anybody?
Not that I can remember.
13. Do you ever lie to your friends?
Not intentionally.
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
How crazy do I look?  Don’t trust those bungee cords not to break and why on earth would anyone ever jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
15. Furthest place you ever traveled?

Eastward took me to St. Croix, U.S.V.I., where I lived for 14 months (age 15 – 16), and westward took me to Vancouver, British Columbia, on a family vacation when I was 21.  (After seeing the sites of the Northwest, we drove from Everett, Washington to Houston, Texas in my dad’s Renegade Jeep . . . awesome, awesome trip . . . )
16. Do you have a garden? 

Only because my husband knows how to garden . . . I have a black thumb.
17. What’s your favorite comic strip?
Back in the day I loved “Bloom County” and “Calvin and Hobbes” . . .  
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?

Why, yes, I believe I do.
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?

Showers in the morning – some people use caffeine, I use a blast of water to the face to wake up, followed by a Diet Coke.
20. Best movie you’ve seen in the past month?

“Dreamer,” with my daughter.  We’re going to see “The Chronicles of Narnia” on Friday.
21. Favorite pizza topping?

Another tough one.  I love pizza and most pizza toppings.  Hm.  I suppose the best pizza has Italian sausage, mushrooms, and possibly black olives with a little dash of pizza pepper on top.  I also like ham and pineapple.
22. Chips or popcorn?

I love “Megathins” tortilla chips with cheese and Mezzetta’s jalapenos.  Guacamole is good, too.
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear?

Lipstick?  Most times I forget to put it on.  I do carry a tube of ‘Revlon Super-lustrous Lipgloss” in my purse – the color is mystery, since I’ve had it long enough that the lettering on the bottom label has worn off.
24. Have you ever smoked?

Only a couple of times.  The second time broke me of it.  I was in college and smoked one evening with my roomie when we went out dancing.  Forgot to brush my teeth that night and woke up feeling like a small rodent had died in my mouth.  Never again.
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?

Puhleeze . . .
26. Orange Juice or apple?

Orange, I guess, since Diet Coke’s not a choice.
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where? 

I went with AJ and Jami, to The Local.  
28. Favorite type chocolate bar?

Hershey’s Special Dark – Saw some awesome news program where they reported that dark chocolate was HEALTHY FOR YOU.  Woo hoo!
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls?
A few weeks ago.
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?

This summer when my husband grew tomatoes in his garden.  We have a Fourth of July cookout every year and we served up thinly sliced homegrown tomatoes on the venison burgers he grilled with meat from his hunting trip last December.  Yum.
31. Have you ever won a trophy?

In sixth grade, I read 50 Newbery (sp?) books and received a trophy.  Then in eighth grade, I won third place in a poetry contest and won a trophy.  Wow . . .
32. Are you a good cook?

When I have time to cook and am not too frazzled.  If I’m too frazzled, I make silly mistakes.  But my Indian Corn Casserole is a command performance each Thanksgiving.
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?

Aren’t full service stations extinct?
34. Ever ordered from an infomercial?

No.
35. Sprite or 7-up? 

Diet Coke.
36.. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?

No, thank goodness.
37. Last thing you bought at a Walgreens?

A prescription and a box of Kleenex.
38. Ever thrown up in public?

Not exactly.  When for margaritas after work one evening at Cyclone Anaya’s in Houston.  I only had one, but no one warned me how powerful their drinks were.  Made it to the ladies’ room, but one of my co-workers ended up driving me to her house, where I spent the night before driving home the next morning.  I HATE margaritas.
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?

True love.  You can lose millions in a flash, but hopefully true love lasts.
40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes.
41. Can ex’s be just friends?
I think it is possible, but very difficult to do.
42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
My mother-in-law.
43. Did you have a lot of hair as a baby?
Average.
44. What message is on your voicemail?
Some generic thing – “Thanks for calling.  Leave your name and number, yadda yadda yadda . . . “
45.If you could go back and not do something you’ve done in the last week what would you take back? ‘
Being horribly sick the last two days.
46. What was the name of your first pet?
I’ve been told it was a dog named “Ginger,” but the first dog I really remember was named “Mitzi.”
47. What’s your favorite college basketball team?
Huh?
48. Who is your best friend of the opposite sex? ‘
He would definitely be my husband, AJ, but if we’re talking people other than our spouses, I suppose Lloyd, even though we live half a country apart.
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
My family.
50. What do you think about most?
Getting through each day.

Better off dead . . .

I think we may all live . . . horrid, vile, virus has struck our home.  My little girl suffered through it Friday night.  Thought I’d escaped until Sunday night.  Then my guy came home from work early today and has spent the afternoon ill.


You know those moments when you think you’d be better off dead?


This was definitely one of them.