We seem to be having technical difficulties . . .

Sorry that ya’ll weren’t able to see the pics.  They were such a comfort . . . basically all “beeeyoutiful” celebs pre-makeup artist and post-makeup artist.  It’s a comfort to me to know that the likes of Christina Applegate, Cameron Diaz, Pamela Sue Anderson, Alicia Silverstone, etc. don’t look a whole lot different from me from the neck up until some Max Factor type works his magic . . . Seriously!  If I had a movie star makeup artist and Jose Eber work their wonders, I could do the red carpet stroll, too! 


Anyway, hope you all are having a great week — things are well here and so it goes . . .

I am so relieved.  We’ve done our lessons every day and my girl seems to be enjoying them.  I decided to simplify our schedule in that Latin is going to be a summer elective.  And my man, God bless him, has agreed to take over the mathematical instruction.  A recent change that made this “doable” occurred earlier this week.  He went back on Monday to find that beginning on Tuesday his day would run from 4:45 a.m. – 11:00 a.m.  He is home from work by 11:30 a.m.  Incredibly awesome.  Granted, he turns in for the night at 8:30 p.m. or 9:00 p.m. (at the latest).  But he was usually heading in that direction by 9:00 or 9:30 p.m. before the shift change, anyway.  And he used to get up at 5:00 a.m., now he gets up at 4:00 a.m.  So it’s really not a HUGE change in that regard — but now he has a good six or seven hours after work to do other things.  (His old schedule was 7:30 a.m. – 3:00 p.m., because he had a lunch break and conference period smack dab in the middle of it all.  Now he has a 20 minute break between his two classes and then, as long as there are no staff meetings, he can leave when his second class dismisses.  Yeah, baby!)


So knowing how much I dislike math, and how crappy of a math teacher I am, he agreed to take this part of Jami’s education over.  Hallelujah!  (And I say that with the utmost sincerity . . . )  So our days go like this, now:



  • Bible (5 days a week)
  • Penmanship (5 days a week)
  • Spelling (5 days a week)
  • Grammar (5 days a week)
  • History (3 days a week)
  • Science (2 days a week)
  • Art (1 day a week)

When my guy gets home from work, he has lunch and takes a little break while we finish a lesson and then he does her math lesson with her.  Once a week I take her to ballet and also to recorder band classes.


With his new work schedule and the math thing off my plate, I am feeling soooooo much better about all this.  I’d felt like I was drowning and now I feel like I can do it.  (Doing the dance of joy, I am!)


The other thing I did was to move the “schoolroom”.  Before we started in the fall, we fixed up the room where the computer is, but it just wasn’t working  very well.  The lighting is not so great and her desk was against one wall and my desk against another and when she needed help she had to come over to me or I had to go over to her.  And because all my business stuff is in that room, I’d try to multi-task working and teaching and neither was getting done very well.  So I moved all her schoolbooks into the dining area.  There is a cabinet with open-backed shelving separating the living and dining areas.  I displayed my Fiesta ware serving pieces on the shelves and her schoolbooks are neatly arranged on the cabinet top beneath.  Then on the opposite wall of the dining area I’ve placed her baby dresser with hutch.  Before you go, HUH?, the dresser is kind of a white pickled finish with a stained cherry top and a matching two-shelved hutch with stained cherry top — it doesn’t look babyish at all.  I have table linens and sewing stuff in the drawers.  Cookbooks are on the uppermost shelves and more school stuff is neatly arranged on the dresser top below the hutch shelves.


We hung a calendar and some posters on one wall and it looks very nice, bright, and cheery.  The lighting is better there, we can sit side-by-side at the kitchen table to do her work — it just works better all the way around.  We put our stuff away when we’re done and the table is available for meals or whatever else we may need to do there.  My guy has been teasing me about moving the schoolroom and my “office” around so many times — he said the only room I haven’t set the computer up in is the bathroom — smart aleck.  I’m feeling good about the current set-up for school.  Now I seriously do need to get the former schoolroom arranged for business and possibly crafts and then, shock of all shocks, I may actually turn the back bedroom back into a GASP!  bedroom.  But we’ll just have to see.  There’s a lot of contemplation regarding furniture arrangement, storage, etc.  This is an old house with little bitty closets (you know the kind where you open the door and, whoops!  There’s the closet . . . ALL OF IT?) so I have to really think this through.  Once I get it all organized, I don’t want to turn around in a few weeks and think, “You know, this just isn’t really working that well.”


It’s almost 11:30 p.m. and we have a vertical blind installation in the a.m., so I’d best turn in for the night.  Have a great Saturday and maybe I’ll be back before the weekend’s up.  We do have a nifty science thing we’re going to do tomorrow — we’re going to dig a hole, put a glass jar in it with a cover kind of propped over the opening so things get in, but don’t get out.  Then the next day we’ll go check the jar and see what kind of critters we may have caught!  I’m hoping for interesting without being too gross.  I don’t care for bugs much, but it’s in the name of education, so I’ll get over it.


Ciao!

Hi ho, hi ho, it’s back to school we go . . . homeschool, that is . . .

Getting the lesson plans done so we can go back to enriching our minds after a season of jolly fun.  However, the wonderful thing about homeschooling is that we can still have jolly fun WHILE enriching our minds . . .


I’m going to check into the Princess Di exhibit that is being held in Houston right now — I can’t remember which museum is displaying it, but I’m sure I’ll find out.  I think Jami might enjoy seeing all that “royal” stuff.  It will also be an opportunity to talk about how “stuff” is no guarantee for happiness.


Well, gotta’ get back to work — in two hours I also have an appointment to measure some windows for a blind quote.  Looks like 2006 is coming in with a BANG! 

If you like dogs . . .

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

-Anonymous

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

-Andy Rooney

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

– Sigmund Freud

The next one really tickles my funny bone —

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.

-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.

-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul — chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!

-Anne Tyler

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’

– Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.

-Phil Pastoret

So we’ve had Christmas at my mother-in-law’s house, our good friends’ home, our home, my other mother-in-law’s home and now we’re off to my mom’s house.  A break tomorrow, then my aunt’s, and the next day I think my dad is coming in from N.O.  The 30th we go to Houston to visit friends, and then New Year’s Eve some good friends of ours are coming for dinner and fireworks . . .


I hope I live to see January 1.  Ha!

Now isn’t this hysterical . . .

read this article on a teen in Jackson, Missouri that wanted to wear a kilt to his high school dance.  I personally don’t see what the big deal is.  The kid apparently has a genuine interest in geneological research and the heritage of his family after seeing “Braveheart” in 1995, and I’m sure his friends know of this interest.  Therefore, his wanting to honor that heritage wouldn’t be a disruption (like the principal fears).  As long as he wears some boxers, the kilt comes down to his knees, which is a lot more decent than what I’ve seen a lot of high school girls wearing.  Seriously, have you seen some of the dresses girls wear to prom these days?  Low-riding skirts and belly-baring tops . . .


That principal needs to have his head checked if he thinks this is “disruptive”.


A coincidental sidenote — we were visiting Jackson, Missouri in 1995 and saw “Braveheart” while we were there.  I wonder if we were in the theater at the same time this young man was?  Hmmm?

Just don’t know how much more we can take . . . and yet, we always seem to come out okay with God’s help.  I am so ready for this year to end and 2006 to begin.  My guy’s dad had to have another surgery today (his appendix ruptured two months ago and his recovery has been wrought with complications).  My truck’s transmission went out end of last week.  Of course, it required a complete ($1600) overhaul.  Right before Christmas.  Fortunately I had some blind orders coming through that almost covered the expense.  Everyone is so stressed and no one is ready for Sunday.


I’m about ready to say “Stop the world, I wanna’ get off!”  Not really, but just slow it down, for crying out loud!  I’ve been reading a little book called “The Hundred Dollar Holiday:  The Case for a More Joyful Christmas” and I would love to put some of what it talks about into practice.  It’s difficult to do something so revolutionary without the cooperation of one’s family.  Actually, I think my husband would cooperate and my daughter would get used to the idea — but the rest of the family . . . well, that’s a different matter!


I’m going to contemplate ways that I can improve things for next year, though, because I honestly don’t enjoy the season anymore.  Too much pressure, too much stress, not enough relaxing and family time.  And by family time, I mean my immediate family of three.  Love the others, yes I do, but we are so crazy chasing all over the place for the benefit of the rest of the family that there’s nothing left for the three of us.  Not.  At.  All.   The.  Way.  It.  Should.  Be.


Not at all.


Well, I’m going to go get a good night’s sleep.  The transmission shop is supposed to deliver the truck to me in the a.m. and I’ll have lots of rubber to burn getting caught up from the two days that I’ve been without wheels.


If you think about it, sure would appreciate prayers for my father-in-law — both for healing and salvation — not necessarily in that order, as salvation is definitely the more important of the two.  Thank you.

Oh, no! Another stupid list of questions . . .

1. What time did you get up this morning?


12:25 (yes, that would be after noon, but I didn’t go to bed until 4:45 a.m.)


2. What was the last film you saw at the movies?


The Chronicles of Narnia (fabulous movie, by the way — and very faithful to the book)


3. What is your favorite TV show?


“Alias” (I’m very sad about its cancellation . . . )


4. What did you have for breakfast?


Diet RC (Used to drink Diet Coke, but I prefer Splenda to aspartame)


5. What is your middle name?


Lee (and yes, as in General Robert E. LEE — my great-great-grandfather was born in 1861 and named “Jeneral Lee Sprouse” after the great military man)


6. What is your favorite cuisine?


Italian


7. What foods do you dislike?


Brussel sprouts


8. What is your favorite CD at the moment?


I’ve got an assortment of Christmas music in the CD player — I particularly like Harry Connick, Jr. and Clay Aiken


9. What type of car do you drive?


2000 Dodge Dakota Quad Cab, which happens to be in the shop right now with transmission woes . . . hopefully, it’s fairly minor ($500) and not fairly major ($1,600) right here before Christmas. BAH HUMBUG.


10. Favorite sandwich?


Hmmm . . . my best friend taught me to make this little number: Saute sliced onions in butter til slightly brown and crisp. Move to side and heat DAK ham in skillet, then lay slice of cheese over ham to slightly melt. Put all three on really good bread with yellow mustard. Didn’t realize it at the time, but I think this was her version of a Philly Cheese Steak (her dad is from Pennsylvania . . . )


11. What characteristic do you despise?


Liberalism that presumes to think it knows better how to live MY life than I do . . .


12. Favorite item of clothing?


Jeans and a t-shirt


13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?


I would choose Italy for myself and Ireland for my husband — brief stops at all the points in between would be tolerable . . .


14. What color is your bathroom?


Lavender and white


15. Favorite brand of clothing?


Whatever brand fits and is on sale . . . I’ve always been impressed by the quality, classic style and value of Lands’ End. (Heavens, I sound like a commercial . . . )


16. Where would you retire to?


Somewhere near the shore (beach, river, lake . . . doesn’t really matter as long as it’s water — preferably in Texas, I suppose.)


17. Favorite time of the day?


When my husband gets home from work.


18. What was your most memorable birthday?


31st — when my husband threw a surprise party for me . . . and I was truly surprised.


19. Favorite sport to watch?


Ice Hockey — it’s always fun to go to a fight and watch a game break out.


20. What fabric detergent do you use?


Purex — it’s cheap and works just fine.


21. Coke or Pepsi?


Stupid question . . . why anyone would drink something that tastes like the can it comes in is beyond me. Coca-Cola — it’s the REAL THING.


22. Are you a morning person or a night owl?


See Question #1.


23. What is your shoe size?


Before “baby” a 7 1/2. Now an 8.


24. Do you have any pets?


Two obnoxious dogs who will not live to see next Christmas if they don’t leave the damned tree ornaments alone . . . “Sweetie” the Chihuahua and “Hurley” the Golden Retriever.


25. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share with your family & friends?


The new septic system is installed and works beautifully??? It’s the little things in life (like working toilets) that thrill me to my toes . . .


26. What did you want to be when you were little?


A marine biologist and a great American novelist . . . I have been scuba diving, know my seashells, and published a few stories in school literary magazines. Hmmm . . .

All I can say is WOW.  We went to see “The Chronicles of Narnia” this afternoon and it was simply wonderful.  Jami was so enthralled by the story, the visuals, the whole enchilada . . . it was a blast to see my girl leaning forward in anticipation of the next moment and then cuddling against my shoulder during a particularly tense scene only to lean forward again as if she could get closer to the action by getting closer to the huge movie screen.


All in all, I feel like they were incredibly faithful to the overall story and I LOVED the fact that they didn’t pussyfoot around the whole concept of Aslan’s taking Edmund’s place (the parallels between the story and Jesus taking our place were very clear, at least for those familiar with the Truth). 


An absolutely beautiful movie that pays honor to the classic literature from which it comes.  I think C.S. Lewis would approve.  I recommend that you see it as soon as possible, and maybe even more than once.  Jami asked if we could see it again as we were walking out the door of the theater and wanted to start reading aloud again as soon as we got home!  I promised her that we would do some more reading Saturday evening before we finish decorating the Christmas tree . . .