Longhorns, Aggies & The Texas State of Mind


– Melanie Moss






People who grow up in Texas tend to do so with a state of mind that few truly understand and many wish they could acquire. It is the place of lore and legend, of pride and prejudice. A popular bumper sticker in Texas says, “I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could.”


From its rich history and diverse population to its bold heroes and countless legends, Texans tend to possess an unmistakable attitude toward their state that most people accept as “A Texas State of Mind.”


Indeed, Texas is as much a state of mind as a geographical location. “Texas is an obsession. Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word,” wrote author John Steinbeck.


Any newcomer to the state will know that Steinbeck was right. Each visit to Texas gives a person a new appreciation of this great state and of its people. Moreover, it takes more than a single visit – perhaps even a lifetime – to appreciate those things that are truly Texan. For those of you who have never experienced the state or only briefly touched its broad horizons, take a deep breath, look around you and get ready to expand your horizons. It’s time to go exploring.


If for some unthinkable reason, you are just “passing” through, you had better plan ahead. As we say in Texas, “ponder” this: the state is so big, even at 65 miles per hour it is impossible to drive from Beaumont to Amarillo (east to west), or from Amarillo to Brownsville (north to south), in a single day. So, the cowboy poet who said, “the sun has riz, the sun has set, and here I is in Texas yet,” knew what he was talking about. Okay, everyone knows about some common stereotypes of Texans. Some are true, others are just plain funny. Let’s start by clearing up a little somethin’ here.


Let’s get some simple facts out of the way. Yes, generally everything in Texas is bigger, better, faster and hotter than anywhere else in the world, so don’t try to compete. You can’t win. Texans are a proud lot and since no other state can compare, don’t try. Remember, you can’t win.


Texans in general tend to be able to handle things that are a little hotter than non-Texans. You know you have been in Texas for a while when you can eat jalapenos and not gasp for water or have tears run down your cheek. Or when you can stay outside in 110-degree weather and not break a sweat.


We all drive BIG trucks, SUVs or cars and if we don’t own a pickup truck, most of our friends and family make up for it by owning several. This may cost us a lot more in the way of gas, but that simply contributes back to the economy, so we’re just keeping Texas strong.


No, not everyone in Texas is named Bubba. Oh, there are a few out there, most of whom have two-word names, one of which is usually Sue, Don, Joe or Bob.


We like to dance our own way too. The Texas Two Step and Cotton-Eyed Joe are among the favorites that most Texans learn even as they learn to walk. However, for diversity, we might try a bit of line dancing, which is a lot of fun.


University of Texas Longhorns tell Texas A&M (Aggie) jokes, and Aggies tell Longhorn jokes. If you don’t get it, you won’t, so just pick a side. Remember, it’s the University of Texas or UT, NEVER Texas University or TU, unless of course you’re an Aggie and want to watch a Longhorn boil.


Believe it or not, radio stations play more than just country music, so if you don’t like it, you can opt for something more eclectic. In fact, the live music capital of the world is deep in the heart of Austin, Texas. And remember that Buddy Holly, Waylon Jennings, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Janis Joplin and Willie Nelson are just a few of Texas’ music legends.


Lizards, cockroaches, mice and bats are native to Texas, and we have learned to co-habitate with them, as well as with longhorn cattle, thoroughbred horses, mohair goats and of course, the mighty catfish.


Contrary to popular belief, Texans do not live off barbecue, four-alarm chili, pinto beans and chicken-fried steak. These may be among the staples, but like the state itself, the food is diverse. From Gulf Coast oysters and shrimp to the best steak anywhere, Texas produces much of the food enjoyed not only in the state, but throughout the United States. Did you know that pink grapefruit (we call them Texas Star or Ruby Red) are unique to Texas? So, don’t go giving California or Florida credit for our hard work!


Some of us speak with a Southern drawl; others speak with a Western twang, but expect to hear other sprinkles of conversations that reflect our Spanish, German and other European routes. Realize that the unique form of Spanish spoken here is Tex-Mex, so just because you speak Spanish, doesn’t necessarily mean you can communicate fully. The Texas accent has a unique cadence with words that are its own and should be respected as such. Let’s talk about a few confusing terms, “y-all” is a term for “you all,” or “you guys.” There is no plural, so don’t try.


“God willing and the creek don’t rise” means “if nothing unforeseen happens we’ll be there.” Whereas, “Slap dab in the middle” means “right in the middle.” These are just a few of the phrases we like the best, though there are “a passel more” that draw responses that range from a polite, uncomprehending nod and smile, to a weird look and even derision. Being the polite folks that they are, Texans prefer the former.


When talking to a Texan, you must always remember they have been taught since birth to say “sir” or “ma’am.” This is a charming habit that cannot and should not be stopped. It is a form of Texas etiquette that a true Texan always displays.


A Texas gentleman tips his hat or touches two fingers to the brim when he passes a lady on the street. Texans respect a person’s right to be in a hurry even if they are not, which tends to be the norm and an easy way to tell the true Texans. So, don’t be surprised if a true Texas driver moves over and allows you to pass on a two-lane road. The proper response in this instance is to offer a friendly wave in return. Texas gentlemen remove their hats for the National Anthem, as well as when they enter a place where ladies are present. All women are ladies until proven otherwise.


Texans wish they all owned ranches and oil wells, but they don’t. However, remember that oil and agriculture are the top two businesses in Texas, but computers are catching up fast (remember that Texas is home to Dell Computers, among other high-tech firms). You won’t forget the strength of agriculture in Texas, it’s particular strong (especially in odor) as you travel through the state’s many rural areas. To us, that is the smell of money. If you don’t like it, I-40 and I-10 go east and west I-35 goes north and south. Pick one.


Football is not everything. However, it is the only thing from September to January — high school, college, university or pro. Texans take their football seriously. Those who can’t play cheer, and if for some reason football is not their sport of choice, the next best place to find Texas sport stars is in the rodeo arena. Keep in mind that baseball is another Texas passion and gave the sport such household names as Texas League, Astroturf and Nolan Ryan.


When Texans tell visitors “Don’t mess with Texas,” they mean it. Texans protect their environment. Lady Bird Johnson initiated the national litter campaign, “Keep America Beautiful.” She raised Texans’ awareness of their environmental heritage, a passion she pursues today at age 90. Thanks to her efforts, Texas highways each spring overflow with color.


There’s magic in Texas that everyone should experience, a magic that arrives in spring as the Bluebonnets and Indian Paintbrush cover the miles and miles of Texas Highways. The sky at sunset reflects this same magic, as do the stars under the West Texas sky, stars that burn so bright they seem to be within reach. The magic exists in the history that fills the San Antonio Riverwalk, or exudes from the high-tech hustle and bustle of cities like Dallas and Houston. That same magic illuminates Austin at night as for a brief moment the sky is illuminated by a flash of lavender, giving the capital its nickname, “City of the Violet Crown.”


There’s even magic in the moment a dark rumbling thunderstorm rolls across the plains, followed by the golden rays of sunset. It’s in the soft call of the state bird, the Mockingbird, as it offers up a twilight serenade. It is in the flight of bats that fill the air from beneath Austin bridges on summer evenings.


These are just a few of the many things that Texans hold dear. They make the magic that is the Texas state of mind, the magic that leads many people to agree that “Texas is heaven on earth.”


As one anonymous poet wrote: “Other states were carved or born, Texas grew from hide and horn.”



Copyright © 2003 HSU Dept. of Journalism and Mass Communication.

Something to keep in mind if you use your debit card to pay for gasoline . . .

Read this article regarding a woman who used her debit card to pay for gas at the pump.  There were some hidden costs she didn’t expect, and it really threw her bank account for a loop.  Just something to keep in mind.

Prayer Request

I received this email from one of the girls in my Bunco group — I sure would appreciate all of you joining with us in prayer for her family.  Karey is a sweetheart and she and her husband have wanted this baby for a long time — they need us to keep them in prayer that she’ll be able to carry the baby as long as possible, and when he makes his entrance into this world he will be healthy and strong!  Thanks so much.

 


I had my follow up ultrasound on Friday to see how my amniotic fluid was doing.  It was a 9 on the previous ultrasound which was worrisome, it is now down to a 5.  I was sent to the hospital Friday and Saturday for fetal monitoring lasting about 2 hours both times and started on steroids to help boost lung development incase he becomes in distress and needs to come early by c-section.  I will be 24 weeks along on Wednesday.  The baby is doing fine.  He is growing and heartbeat is good.  He weighs 1lb and 7 oz as of now.  I was sent home Saturday and will  go back Monday morning for another ultrasound, if there is no improvement in the fluid I will be put into the hospital for close monitoring until he comes.  I know this all sounds bad, and I have had a tuff weekend, but I know God has a plan for our family.  I am believing in him to take care of us.  My spirits are good and all I ask is for no negative thoughts to come into play.  We need all the positive thinking and prayers we can get.  I am being seen by the best doctor in the World.  I was told that people travel from all over the world to be seen by her.  I am so happy about that.  My nurse this weekend informed me that is is very likely that I can make it to term even with very low fluid.  That is what I am believing.  If I have to lay in the hospital on my back for the next four months, that is what I will do.  I will be at Texas Women’s.  I will hopefully be able to take a lap top and have internet access.  If I do I will be checking my e mails daily and keeping everyone updated.

Please keep us in your prayers Love Karey, Daryl and Cohen

 





And then I received an update —


 


I want to thank everyone for all the prayers for our family.  Monday morning I went for my follow up ultrasound with Dr. Adam and to her surprise my amniotic fluid increased from a 5 to an 8.  She was shocked.  She had to measure and re-measure three times.  It is a miracle, all the prayers have worked.  I am to continue bed rest at home and go for another ultrasound on Monday.  Monday we are praying for a 10 on the amniotic fluid level and for the placenta to be completely functioning as it is supposed to.   

 

Thank you

Karey, Daryl and Cohen

 

Yeah!  Good news, for sure — now ya’ll keep those prayers coming, ya’ heah?

A little laughter for your day —

Talking To God!



A man decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there. 


Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read “$10,000 a minute.” Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is a direct line to Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God.


 As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, New York, Michigan, Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor.


 Finally, he arrived in Texas. Upon entering a church in Corpus Christi behold, he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time the sign read, “Calls: 25 cents.”


 Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor. “Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but, in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads 25 cents a call. Why?”


 The pastor, smiling benignly, replied, “Son, you’re in Texas now. From here it’s a local call.”

Something a little lighter . . . courtesy WarEagleGirl






Joe Normal
47 % Nerd, 34% Geek, 34% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored less than half in all three, earning you the title of: Joe Normal.

This is not to say that you don’t have some Nerd, Geek or Dork inside of you–we all do, and you can see the percentages you have right above. This is just to say that none of those qualities stand out so much as to define you. Sure, you enjoy an episode of Star Trek now and again, and yeah, you kinda enjoyed a few classes back in the day. And, once in a while, you stumble while walking down the street even though there was nothing there to cause you to trip. But, for the most part, you look and act fairly typically, and aren’t much of an outcast.

I’d say there’s a fair chance someone asked you to take this test. In any event, fairly normal.

Congratulations! 

THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

Here’s something that will tickle your funnybone . . .

Before I tell this story, let’s just agree to leave the “unequally yoked” discussions for another time.  Read it for the funny experience that it is, and pray that the words of a little child might have some impact on those who heard them!


A little background information — my best friend since childhood is Lutheran.  She married a Jewish man ten years ago and they have two beautiful daughters.  The girls attend Hebrew school because Mom wants them to get a good education and learn about their Jewish heritage, but they attend church on Sundays and Mom has taught them all about Jesus with Bible stories and songs at bedtime.  Their dad is okay with this, has no problem with his wife teaching them thus.  (Praise God!)


Passover is here and my friend called and left a message on my answering machine this weekend telling the following story:


The girls were participating in something at the synagogue (forgive my ignorance on what exactly it was) and the rabbi said, “Hear, O Israel, the Lord our God is . . .” and Caroline piped up and said at the top of her lungs,


“JESUS!”


Yeah, baby!!!!!!!!!

Way Down South . . .

Cut and paste the addy below in your brower window — this is the cutest little quiz and won’t take more than a couple of minutes to complete.  You’ll get a percentage score on how “yankee” or “rebel” you are.  I took it twice, using my first inclination and then my second inclination (there were some words that I use interchangeably).  First score was “89% – Do you still use Confederate money?” and my second score was “91% –  Is General Lee your grandfather?”

 

Have fun!

 

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I have so much to do this afternoon, and I just want to crawl under the covers and sleep!  The sky is overcast with grey, grey clouds and it has begun to rain.  A cool wind is blowing through our slightly cracked windows and there’s that rainy fragrance in the air.  As long as the wind doesn’t start to blow the rain through the windows, I’m leaving them cracked.  I love that fragrance.  Oops, it’s falling harder and faster — better go check on things.

All the World’s a Stage . . .

Just home from the first meeting of the West Brazos Actors’ Guild of the Old School!  We’re thinking this is going to be so much fun — my girl is all ready to make her stage debut and the mister and I are brainstorming ways that we can be of help “in back of” the curtain.  Building sets, painting, costumes, etc.  West BAGOTOS has chosen the production of family-friendly theater as its mission.  I am thrilled.  I loved drama as a teenager, working hard backstage to earn points towards induction in our high school Thespian club.  I’ve been frustrated recently however, because I want to introduce my girl to this wonderful, imaginative world and yet many of the advertisements for local productions warn “Not suitable for younger audiences” across the bottom of the text.


Argh.


West BAGOTOS is like an answer to a prayer — well, maybe not a prayer, but definitely a subconscious hope.  The first play scheduled for production is “Little Women” and it couldn’t be a better choice, as my girl just finished reading the unabridged version of it recently and decided she wanted to read it again, she loved it so much.  I’m hoping that she doesn’t get her hopes up too terribly much — she’s determined to audition and I’m encouraging that.  But I have emphasized that they have to select the people who will be best in each role (she pretty much has her heart set on “Amy”).  She says she understands, so we’ll see.  If she gets it, great!  If not, Mommy and Daddy are here to hold her hand and encourage her to try again.


The Guild will be producing its plays in the old Brazoria Elementary School.  The school was scheduled for demolition until the Brazoria Heritage Foundation came to its rescue.  The Foundation works very hard year-round to raise funds to preserve our local history and to provide fantastic educational and entertaining events for the community.  The Heritage Celebration is just a couple of weeks away and it promises to be a great event with antique dealers, historical reenactments, informational booths (including one for the newly formed Actors Guild), a cattle drive and street dance.  Last year the auction alone raised $48,000.  Not too shabby for a town with a population of a little over 6,000!  Of course, people from all over the county attend, but still — it’s a good party that can draw that kind of crowd!


Anyway, the meeting was held in the theater of the Old School and I must say the Heritage Foundation did a fantastic job with some of the funds it raised last year.  The theater has been restored and even improved with elegant and yet authentic fixtures (imagine dark wood wainscoting with deep gold sheetrock, historically accurate carpeting down the aisles, and beautifully polished veneered theater seating . . . not to mention heavy red stage curtains . . . it’s just beautiful.)  There was a good turnout, for sure, and I am confident with the umbrella of security provided by the Heritage Foundation, we’re off to a good start.  I’ll keep you posted . . .