I AM SO EXCITED, SO THRILLED, SO PROUD, SO RELIEVED . . .
that Americans across the country did their civic duty, took advantage of the precious right to vote and gave President Bush four more years to lead our country with honor and integrity. Now that the ordeal is over, and I’ve commented on two of my president’s best qualities, I can’t help but indulge in a little gloating:
Who’s in the White House? Bush! Bush! Bush! Bush!
I can’t get the stupid grin off my face ever since I heard that Kerry made his concession call and will make his concession speech in just a few minutes . . .
And hey! How about those senatorial seats we picked up? Cool beans, huh? I would like to say the following to liberals everywhere:
GET A CLUE! Regardless of what you try to put forth through your twisted, liberal media connections . . . the majority of Americans are decent, moral people and after the last election, they realized how important their votes are. This explains in great part President Bush’s electoral and POPULAR win . . . the largest percentage of the popular vote in U.S. presidential election history!
My faith in the American people has been renewed, although I realize we still have a long way to go to return to the nation our founding fathers originally envisioned.
For now, though, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!