So my daughter shared a memory from six years ago on her FB page. It made me laugh out loud, so I’m sharing it here in hopes it will make you laugh, too:
“I had this dream where Gregor Samsa visited and he ate my head off…” -Me
“No more Kafka for you!” -@Laura Swan Jinkins
“Only one in ten families in America would understand that…” -@Trey Jinkins
English majors…Gotta love ’em.
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For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved. JOHN 3:16-17
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I was a funny kid.
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With a funny mom and dad. 😁
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As an English major, I am guilty as charged–obsessive with mixed metaphors!
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The Metamorphosis, yes! Made me go out and buy several cans of raid after reading that, because I’m no good at throwing apples. 😳
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