Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, Survivor – Texas Style.
The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Odessa/Midland, Lubbock , and Amarillo .
From there, they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth , and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: “I Love the Dixie Chicks,” “Boycott Beef,” “I Voted for Obama,” “George Strait Sucks,” “Hillary in 2012,” “Open Borders” and “I’m here to confiscate your guns.”
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
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Lol! With those stickers they’d probably just hunker down and in Austin and call it good. 🙂
I think I saw one of those contestants in the mall parking lot the other day here in Tyler. lolThe postcard you sent was amazing. Thank you so much for saving it for me all these years.It is a precious and unforgetable gift.Thank you, friend.Old Hat
@My_HAT_is_older_than_you – When I was going through my little stash of cards and saw that gentleman cradling his hat in his arm, I just knew that it was meant for you, Old Hat! I’m so glad that you enjoyed it! 🙂 Have a blessed week –