Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, Survivor – Texas Style


The contestants will  all start in Dallas , then drive to  Waco , Austin , San Antonio   over to Houston and down to Brownsville.

They will then proceed  up to Del Rio , El  Paso , Odessa/Midland, Lubbock , and Amarillo .

From there, they will  go on to Abilene , Fort  Worth , and finally back to Dallas. 

Each will be driving a  pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: “I Love the Dixie Chicks,” “Boycott Beef,” “I Voted  for Obama,” “George Strait Sucks,” “Hillary in 2012,”  “Open Borders” and “I’m here to  confiscate your guns.” 
 
The  first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

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